Would you ever wanna hold my hand?
Are you with me 'cause I'm in a band
And I know I will never show
Would you ever wanna talk to me?
Will you ever stop calling me a freak
Now that I have made it with my band?

Now it's my turn to say my part
I've been thinking and I want to fart in your face
'Cause you're a disgrace

She's taking me out to dinner one night
She'll probably be the one to start the fight with me, with me